You’ve clicked on this page. Hopefully, you have been amused or intrigued by something you’ve read elsewhere on this site. And now you want to know what scintillating personality is behind the keyboard. Brace yourself. I’m pretty awesome.
- So, this is me in what I wish were my natural habitat.
Here I am in my actual natural habitats.
- This is why I can’t be left alone with gift wrapping.
- I am capable of painting a portrait of a cat.
- But not of my cats. They’re dorks. Fluffy, lovable, darling dorks.
I’m not afraid of a little doom.
- One time, I dressed up as the jellyfish alien from the first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Encounter at Farpoint.”
- This is my favorite shirt. Yes, that’s a squirrel in a sweater smoking a pipe. But it’s a bubble pipe. I don’t condone the use of tobacco by rodents.
- Deep down, I’m a very friendly creature of the ocean.
- I am always wishing I were sitting next to the ocean at sunrise with a cup of coffee. Unless I’m actually sitting next to the ocean at sunrise with a cup of coffee. Then I’m wishing I were aboard the Starship Enterprise, exploring the galaxy and causing mayhem with the replicators.
Please note: I am subject to change.
The Universal Penguin 